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PostSubject: SHITBUNNIES   Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:39 pm

\>SYSTEM TIME: 08:00PM 13/11/08
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\>RUNNING SCANS...
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\>SCANS COMPLETE
\>TIME ELAPSED 02:00HOURS
\>RESULTS AS FOLLOWS
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\>CRITICAL COMPUTER SYSTEM FAILURE
\>...REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ADMINISTRATOR ATTENTION
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\>DANGEROUS LEVELS OF DIRT AND DUST DETECTED
\>LEVEL OF 'WIN' DROPPING
\>...REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
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\>CATACLYSMIC WASTE FACILITY FAILURE
\>...REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ATTENTION
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\>ERRORS REPORTED
\>CLIENT LEVELS ACCEPTABLE ENOUGH TO TAKE ACTION
\>TAKING APPROPRIATE ACTION
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\>EMPLOYING 1337CYBERSPECIALISTAGENTZ
\>ADMINISTRATOR RAYMOND "XSABER" HUOT LOGGING IN
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\>ACCESS GRANTED
\>LOGIN TIME 11:01PM
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\>ADMINISTRATOR MATTHEW "FARTHOM" WHITTON LOGGING IN
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\>ACCESS GRANTED
\>LOGIN TIME 11:02PM
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\>TEH 1337 ONES ARE EMPLOYED
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\>COMBINING TWO 1337 CORES ONTO SINGLE DIE
\>UNION EFFECTIVE
\>SUCCESS
\>INITIATING DUAL CORE OPERATIONS
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\>SECTOR: COMPUTER SYSTEM FAILURE
\>REPAIRING...
\>REQUIRES NEW IMAGE CREATION
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\>NEW IMAGE CREATION COMPLETE
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\>EMPLOYING NEW IMAGE
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\>COMPLETE
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\>ACTIVATING WINDOWS...30 OPERATIONS REMAIN
\>27 COMPLETE, 3 REPORTED MISSING
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\>CONFIGURING NETWORK
\>OK!
\>CONFIGURING HOST NAMES
\>OK!
\>ADDING 1 BILLIONTRILLION SMARTLAUNCH ENTRIES...
\>OK!
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\>COPYING GAMES...
\>PLEASE WAIT WHILE PROCESS RUNS IN BACKGROUND...
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\>MOVING TO NEW SECTOR!
\>SECTOR: PERIPHERALS
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\>EXTREME FAIL DETECTED ON BOTTOM OF GAMING MICE
\>REMOVING FAILGRIME BUILD UP...
\>SUCCESSFUL REMOVAL OF 30 INSTANCES OF FAILGRIME
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\>WARNING: HIGH LEVELS OF CONTAMINANTS DETECTED ON TOP OF MICE AND KEYBOARDS
\>...CLEANING
\>OPERATION COMPLETE
\>ADDITIONAL NOTES "NOW CUSTOMERS WONT GET CANCER FROM TOUCHING THOSE DIRTY THINGS"
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\>NEW SECTOR!
\>SECTOR: LARGE HARDWARE
\>WARNING: DISPLAY DEVICES IMPAIRED BY RABIES FOUND ON SCREEN
\>INITIATING FULL SCREEN WIPE DOWN...
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\>ADDITIONAL PROCEDURES INITIATED...
\>FAILGRIME REMOVED FROM BASE OF DISPLAYS
\>DISPLAYS NOW CANCERRABIES FREE!
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\>WARNING! SYSTEM ENCLOSURES SEVERELY SCARRED WITH FINGERPRINTS AND DUST
\>REMOVING...
\>COMPLETE!
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\>NEW SECTOR!
\>SECTOR: COUNTERS
\>EXTREME AMOUNTS OF ANTIROFLCOPTERS DETECTED ON KEY SURFACES
\>REMOVING...
\>OPERATION COMPLETE
\>ADDITIONAL NOTES: "I SCRUBBED THOSE THINGS WITH MY SOUL...AND IT BROKE MY BACK!"
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\>NEW SECTOR!
\>SECTOR: FLOORS
\>WARNING! EXTREME AMOUNTS OF SHITBUNNIES DETECTED ON FLOOR
\>SWEEPING...
\>OK!
\>MOPPING...
\>OK!
\>SHITBUNNIES EFFECTIVELY NEUTRALIZED
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\>WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
\>HYPERMEGASUPERCRITICALNUCLEARTHREATDETECTED!!!!!!!!!
\>WASTE FACILITIES EXTREMELY CORRUPTED
\>HAZMAT SCRIPTS EMPLOYED
\>OPERATING WITH EXTREME CAUTION
\>STERILIZING...
\>EFFECTIVE REMOVAL OF ALL MAJOR THREATS COMPLETE
\>MINOR THREATS REMAIN REQUIRING ADDITIONAL HARDWARE AND PROGRAMMING
\>ADDITIONAL NOTES: "OMFG ITS CONTAMINATED WITH SUPERCANCERAIDSRABIESEBOLA WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!!!"
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\>NEW SECTOR!
\>SECTOR: AIR ENVIRONMENT
\>REMOVING TRACES OF STINK FROM ATMOSPHERE...
\>OK!
\>ADDITIONAL REMOVAL OF STINKY HOMELESS GUY SMELL... COMPLETE!
\>ATMOSPHERE RESTORED TO APPROPRIATE MINIMAL LEVEL OF G33K ST4NK
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\>SCANNING FOR FURTHER ERRORS...
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\>SCAN COMPLETE... ALL MAJOR AND MOST MINOR ERRORS ERADICATED BY EXTREME 1337 ADMIN H34dS|-|o7z
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\>TIME ELAPSED SINCE BEGINNING OF OPERATIONS:
\>07:38 HOURS
\>CURRENT SYSTEM TIME:
\>6:39AM
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\>GAME COPYING STILL IN PROGRESS...AUTO-MODE ACTIVE
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\>FINAL ADMINISTRATOR COMMENTS ON SYSTEM RESTORATION PROJECT
\>XSABER: "MY HANDS AND EYES BLEED, I THINK MY SUPPORT SYSTEMS WERE CORRUPTED DURING OPERATIONS"
\>FARTHOM: "THIS PLACE NOW SMELLS LIKE THE BATHROOM OF CJDEW'S GRANDMOTHER"
\>XSABER: "OMFG NICK WAT U SAY NAO!"
\>FARTHOM: "OMFG NICK WAT U SAY NAO!"
\>XSABER: "SPICK-SPAN-SPARKLING CLEAN"
\>FARTHOM: "IM JUST GLAD I SURVIVED THAT HEADCRAB ZOMBIE ATTACK!!!!!1!!"
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\>LOGS FILES WRITTEN
\>FINALIZING...
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\>LOGGING 1337CYBERSPECIALISTAGENTZ OUT
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\> ADMINS "XSABER" AND "FARTHOM" SUCCESFULLY LOGGED OUT
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\>CURRENT SYSTEM TIME 06:51AM
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\>SYSTEM RESTORE COMPLETE
\>SLEEP MODE INITIATED...
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:01 pm

I LOLED
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:28 pm

Epic win.
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:10 pm

LOL we gotta stop foolin around and putcha to work man to much time on ur hands loool.
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:57 pm

#ApG | .DeMoNiC. wrote:
LOL we gotta stop foolin around and putcha to work man to much time on ur hands loool.

unfortunately this epic log isn't mine, was just in my inbox from matt and ray this morning haha, i assume it's their way of telling me they want overtime pay lol!!
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:11 am

raven wrote:
#ApG | .DeMoNiC. wrote:
LOL we gotta stop foolin around and putcha to work man to much time on ur hands loool.

unfortunately this epic log isn't mine, was just in my inbox from matt and ray this morning haha, i assume it's their way of telling me they want overtime pay lol!!

HAHA oh snap ur in trouble then >: P rofl the whole log thing makes so much more sense now ^_^
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PostSubject: Re: SHITBUNNIES   Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:05 am

#ApG | .DeMoNiC. wrote:
raven wrote:
#ApG | .DeMoNiC. wrote:
LOL we gotta stop foolin around and putcha to work man to much time on ur hands loool.

unfortunately this epic log isn't mine, was just in my inbox from matt and ray this morning haha, i assume it's their way of telling me they want overtime pay lol!!

HAHA oh snap ur in trouble then >: P rofl the whole log thing makes so much more sense now ^_^
Indeed. The store is sparkly clean now.
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